3

Bicycle Patron walks up with a big brass numeral 3.

Me: Yo.

Me: That’s a nice 3 you got there.

Bicycle Patron: Right?? It fell off my building!

Me: Whoa

Bicycle Patron: Almost hit me in the head!

Me: At least you were wearing your helmet, right?

Bicycle Patron: Yeah. Watch out for the number 3 today!

Me: Okay?

Bicycle Patron: If you see a 3 lottery ticket, buy it!

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