THURSDAY, JULY 19TH
Dad and I are eating at this burger spot near our hotel.
Server: hey guys! Everything okay over here?
Dad: Everything’s just lovely, thank you.
Dad, after Server leaves: …music’s too loud… and I don’t care for the company…
Me: missed you too Dad
Dad: Well… I wasn’t actually referring to you.
Me: doesn’t matter that’s how I’m writing it down