Do you remember this crazy guy? I sure do.
His lunch truck is a bit of a ways away from the library, so I haven’t gone in a while. Yesterday, I figured I’d pay him a visit. As usual, I was not disappointed.
He was a little bit less ranty- but he had a lot to say. Restaurants can’t get the right food. He uses the best ingredients. Something about Iran. I never know what he’s talking about.
Person In Line: God, I love this truck.
Me: ME TOO
Person In Line: I never know what he’s making, but it’s always delicious.
Me: And sometimes the pepper he puts on top is crazy spicy, and sometimes it’s pretty benign.
Person In Line: This is the best lunch-
Me: In the whole goddamn city.
Person In Line: Have you ever seen his Yelp page?
Me: …
Me: …
Me: You’re telling me that a random-ass lunch truck in a major metropolitan area has a Yelp page?
Person In Line: Oh yeah. And it says this place is falafel, even though he almost never makes falafel.
Me: gimme gimme gimme
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