Jilly: I had an impromptu flower scavenger hunt with a small child today
Jilly: I had picked a rose from a bush and put it in my hair and this kid pops out of their stroller and says “THOSE ARE FREE?!” And they run around and collect every flower they see. Kid turns to me and says, “When I see you again I’m gonna win!”
Me: did you see them again?
Jilly: yeah. They won.
Me: teaching young’ns to steal the sex organs of plants. Tsk tsk. That kid’s gonna grow up to be a… a sexual pervert! AND IT’S YOUR FAULT
Jilly: from stealing flowers to…
Jilly: Stealing Flowers.
Me: NO