Person clears their throat.
Person: Whoa, what if… what if I just clear my throat and then I start talking in a British accent?
Person’s Friend: Shut the fuck up, that’s stupid.
Me: It really happens that way sometimes!
Person: SEE? This guy understands me.
Me: Don’t celebrate being right just yet. I had a cousin that happened to. It was bad. She started off with the words and then all day long it was spotted dick and fish and chips. Not long after, we had to send her off to Oxford. It was very sad.
Both of them:
Both of them: Yo what the fuck