I had dinner with my friend Adam McGovern at NYCC, and it turns out he’s as snarky as I am.
Me: So, I had a hankering for ice cream last night, and I went to Cold Stone Creamery. Now, I’ve been to Cold Stone before. Like, their franchise whatever shops. But the Times Square one is legit, man. They got the big tubs of ice cream right? And then they spread it onto this frozen plate and mash all the fixins into it. I waited an hour in line after midnight for that shit and it was goddamn worth it.
Adam McGovern: Interesting. I went to Stone Cold Creamery and asked for a vanilla cone and they body slammed me into the mat while the crowd cheered.
Me: I hate you