Me: …and this address is yours?
Patron: Uhh. No. That’s not my address.
Me: Okay, so-
Patron: I don’t live there.
Me: Yeah, all rig-
Patron: That’s not me.
Me: Right, so what I need is
Patron: Nope. That is not where I live.
Me: juST TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE NOW