Alarm (Wholesome Week Day 4)

Wholesome Week Day 4

The fire alarm rings. It’s cold and nasty and snowing out.

Me: Mother fucker god damn bullshit stupid-ass

I help my supervisor and a couple security guards usher everyone out of the building. Then the alarm shuts off.

Security Guard: False alarm, people! Y’all can stay inside.

Me: dkljfhdsf vjdvnlkjngdkjn

Patron: Oooh boy, that alarm is loud!

Me: I hate it.

Patron: Lucky for us, they shut it off fast. I didn’t even set foot outside!

Me: Me, neither. It’s cold as hell out. I stayed back a little bit to make sure everyone in this room got out, so I guess that was lucky.

Patron: The universe is lookin’ out for you. Not everyone would do that.

Me: I feel like ignoring the patrons in a fire would reflect poorly on me as an employee.

Patron: No no no, people would still run away, but you stayed. You’re a hero!

Me: I don’t know that I’d call myself a h-

Patron: Take the compliment. You’re a blessing.

Me: 😊

2 thoughts on “Alarm (Wholesome Week Day 4)

  1. I’m really enjoying “Wholesome Week”. Thank you! And thank you for making sure everyone got out.

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