Jilly and I are grabbing some produce for a soup she’s making.
Store Radio: My heeeeeeaad’s underwater, but I’m breathing fine
Me: God dammit I am so sick of this song.
Jilly: oh, it’s not that bad
Me: Yes it is! Before I worked at the library, the coworkers in my office kept on the same R&B station all day every day and they played this like 6 or 7 times just between 8am and 4pm.
Me: Before I worked at the library. That was 4 years ago. AND THEY HAVEN’T STOPPED.
Jilly: Cuz ALLLLLL of me
Me: stop it
Jilly: Loves ALLLLLL of you
2 other people at the store: Love your curves and all your edges
Me: NO
Now even more: All your perfect imperfections
Me: This is somehow your fault
Jilly: I’m fine with that.