My very old high school friend Brad came to Philly for a surprise visit.
Brad pulls out a tin of Altoids.
Me: Yo. Toid me.
Brad: Wait. First you must describe this product.
Me: …minty?
Brad: What kind of minty?
Me: The… mint… kind?
Brad: MORE DESCRIPTIVE
Me: Uhh… I, uh…
Brad: CURIOUSLY STRONG, YOU HACK.
Brad: God, why do I even talk to you