Parent hands child a dollar and whispers in their ear.
Child, to Coworker: Ask-youse-me, is there a fine on this account?
Me: Squee
Coworker: Why, yes there is!
Child: How much?
Me: Squeeing harder
Coworker: $.25!
Child hands over the dollar.
Coworker: Now, you owe $.25, and you gave me a dollar… so I’m gonna have to give you some money back. Do you know how much?
Child: Hmmm
Child: No.
Me: SQUEEING SO HARD
Coworker: So, you owe a quarter. This dollar is worth four quarters. So how much do I give you back?
Child: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Child: I do not know!
Me: SQUEEING TO DEATH, I HAVE DIED
Coworker: $.75. At least yer honest, kid.