Author: Matt
Give People Money
Patron passes me a book called “Give People Money”. Patron: That’s a great title, isn’t it? It’s about Universal Basic Income*. It’s so…
Xena the Wrestler
Acquaintance: I can’t believe the chick from Xena: Warrior Princess is Chyna the Wrestler. Me: You can’t believe it because it isn’t true….
Phone Robot
Patron: I tried calling in the automated phone number for renewals- Me: I know, I know. That thins gives us grief all the…
Political Opinions
These were not my words- I am but a reporter. When it’s convenient for me to call myself that.
Iron Man
Every week, a group of friends and I are rewatching a Marvel movie in preparation for the next Avengers film. Might as well…
They Are Watching You
I was going to post a photo of the place I was at, and then I was like “Wait, no, that would be broadcasting my home address on the internet” which I decided not to do.