Author: Matt
Rage
Patron: That security guard wouldn’t let me out the FUCKIN door Me: there’s no need for hostili- Patron: because I don’t have the…
Texas Toast (Wildwood 2 of 7)
I don’t think I can go 10 minutes without making a reference to Infinity War.
Downstairs
Sometimes, the word itself contains the definition. This is called an autological word. Fun fact!
Help Yourself
Patron: Can I have one of these pamphlets? Me: Go crazy Patron walks up closer to me and reads the tiny text on…
Infinity War Trauma
I actually didn’t plan to post this right after Keystone Comic Con, but I’ll take the convenience!
Say My Name.
Wait, did I already use this title? Sorry. I really like making Breaking Bad references.
Spills
Okay but seriously, this happened about 2 hours before I was supposed to go on vacation.
Washington, D.C.
I didn’t plan this, but I hope someone gets mad that I posted this on 9/11. #notevenalittlesorry