Not What I Meant

Come to think of it, this title applies to almost every story I’ve ever written. Am I a bad communicator?

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No the OTHER Don Quixote

Coworker: Hey, can you check this? Me: It’s going back to audiobooks. Coworker: Can you go deep in the catalog? Me: …why Coworker:…

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The 40 Year Old

Me: Have you ever had a library card before? Older Patron: Aw jeez I was probably just graduating high school last time I…

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Kids Love Clippy!

SATURDAY, JULY 21ST Young One: is that… are you Clippy? Me: how do you know Clippy? They killed Clippy when you were, like,…

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Dad’s Panel

SATURDAY, JULY 21ST Dad, setting up for his big important solo panel: [beatles lyrics] Me, from the audience: HIIIIII DAAAAAAAADDDDD Audience: teehee Dad:…

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Froyo

I think this makes me an archaeologist.

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Lion.

This absolutely, 100% happened.

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Celebrity Run-In

Does meeting a famous person still count if you don’t know who they are?

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DENVER.

The adventure continues. It wasn’t supposed to.

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PHL

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL

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THE END

That’s a wrap for Comic-Con 2018. See you next year, my loves!

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Good Joke

I mean, all my posts are good jokes. Did I really need to tell you that?

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