Author: Matt
Not What I Meant
Come to think of it, this title applies to almost every story I’ve ever written. Am I a bad communicator?
No the OTHER Don Quixote
Coworker: Hey, can you check this? Me: It’s going back to audiobooks. Coworker: Can you go deep in the catalog? Me: …why Coworker:…
The 40 Year Old
Me: Have you ever had a library card before? Older Patron: Aw jeez I was probably just graduating high school last time I…
Kids Love Clippy!
SATURDAY, JULY 21ST Young One: is that… are you Clippy? Me: how do you know Clippy? They killed Clippy when you were, like,…
Dad’s Panel
SATURDAY, JULY 21ST Dad, setting up for his big important solo panel: [beatles lyrics] Me, from the audience: HIIIIII DAAAAAAAADDDDD Audience: teehee Dad:…