Author: Matt

I sometimes enjoy fun.

I’m a real catch.

Go ahead, ask me what my sign is.

God dammit Comcast

Nobody likes cops

Fun fact: I know more jokes than Avengers

Me in 2015-2016: YEAH Me: BERNIE Me: YEAH Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Me, yesterday: So, uh… Bernie’s throwing his hat into the ring. Friend: Ugh….

Not a reference to the movie, but also a reference to the movie

It’s politics o’clock!

Mine is… active?

We know how to eat.

Racism is the best way to start the week.

I understand commitment.

More of the damn coins

I am one!

Mystery? I love mysteries!

Revel.

I hate everything

I get shots.

Why is everyone always judging the way I eat potatoes?!