Matt – Page 9 – Matt's Tall Tales

Getting Home

Sometimes I have to leave the desk.

Posted On 2 Feb2 Feb

Eating Habits

Eat like a king!

Posted On 2 Feb3 Feb

Black History Month

I’m not allowed to say this.

Posted On 1 Feb15 Jan

Twitter

Me: Oh wow! This tweet got a lot of likes. I wonder if I have any new followers. Twitter: You have 32 followers…

Posted On 1 Feb1 Feb

Shit

I do it too.

Posted On 31 Jan31 Jan

The Toddler

Be careful around kids.

Posted On 31 Jan31 Jan

Circulation Limits

Some people like to test the system.

Posted On 30 Jan29 Jan

Lost in Translation

How do Russians sneeze?

Posted On 30 Jan

Fame-ish

Some people know about the blog.

Posted On 29 Jan29 Jan

Thor: The Dark World

In which I go way off topic because I lost interest in discussing the movie

Posted On 29 Jan28 Jan

Finding a Book

Patron: Hello yes what floor would I go to to find a specific book? Me: Depends on the book Patron: Can I ask…

Posted On 28 Jan28 Jan

Dog

Sup, dog?

Posted On 28 Jan

The News

I guess I’m famous now?

Posted On 27 Jan27 Jan

Intelligence

Am I smart?

Posted On 27 Jan

Free Library

In which I describe the true cost of the Free Library.

Posted On 26 Jan26 Jan

Evangelion

How to say words?

Posted On 26 Jan26 Jan

Library Card

You’re gonna need one.

Posted On 25 Jan

Back From Japan

Not all jokes belong to me.

Posted On 25 Jan

Fiction

Some people are no fun.

Posted On 24 Jan24 Jan

Holly

Who is Holly?

Posted On 24 Jan23 Jan

Big Strong Man

People don’t usually call me that

Posted On 23 Jan23 Jan

Iron Man 3

It’s a bad movie, but it really merits discussion.

Posted On 23 Jan23 Jan

Coat Hanger

I’m not special.

Posted On 22 Jan

Oscars

Oscar season is upon us. Wait. Why is it a season? It’s a singular event.

Posted On 22 Jan22 Jan

New York Times Ad

Even I slip sometimes.

Posted On 21 Jan

Lawyer (Part 2)

Lawyers can be fun!

Posted On 21 Jan21 Jan

The DVD Section

It’s not perfect.

Posted On 20 Jan20 Jan

Soda Tax

Every vendor in Philadelphia is lying to you about soda.

Posted On 20 Jan

Hot Water

Not today!

Posted On 19 Jan

Comic Book Shop

I worked at one. Kinda.

Posted On 19 Jan

Blue

Books have both titles and authors.

Posted On 18 Jan18 Jan

Glass Review

In sum, I loved it!

Posted On 18 Jan

Experience

I have to FEEL IT, y’know?

Posted On 18 Jan18 Jan

Expelled

Not everyone is welcome here.

Posted On 17 Jan17 Jan

Movie Rights and Monarchy

I’m confused.

Posted On 17 Jan17 Jan

Agency

Your agency is your business.

Posted On 16 Jan16 Jan

The Avengers

I have thoughts.

Posted On 16 Jan16 Jan

Lawyer

I met a lawyer.

Posted On 15 Jan14 Jan

Endgame Trailer

I don’t feel so good.

Posted On 15 Jan15 Jan

Wedding Prep

FEAR ME, FOR I WILL HELP YOU

Posted On 14 Jan14 Jan

It’s A Wonderful Life

Oh.

Posted On 14 Jan

Black Panther

Ta-Nehisi Coates writes comics!

Posted On 13 Jan

Captain America: The First Avenger

Every week, a group of friends and I are rewatching a Marvel movie in preparation for the Avengers: Endgame. Might as well talk…

Posted On 13 Jan13 Jan

Symbol

If you would stop making wrong guesses I’d just tell you

Posted On 12 Jan12 Jan

Breastfeeding

It’s a whole process.

Posted On 12 Jan12 Jan

Sexual Harassment

As part of City training, I was sent off to the Municipal Services Building for “Sexual Harassment Training”. I am not joking. That…

Posted On 11 Jan

Painting

I’m really good at this whole home ownership thing.

Posted On 11 Jan

Busy

Working hard or

Posted On 10 Jan10 Jan

Thor

The God of Thunder

Posted On 10 Jan10 Jan

Library Card

It’s supposed to be a simple process.

Posted On 9 Jan9 Jan