Mom Who’s Sick of this Shit: Can you do it? Can you take the sleeves of and get ready to potty?
Little One: No
Mom Who’s Sick of this Shit: Just take your arms out
Little One: Okay!
A 4 minute pause. A plop of water.
Little One: EWWWWWWW
Mom Who’s Sick of this Shit: Ugh. You need my help, don’t you.
Little One: LAWD Yes
Little One: I can’t deal with this yo
Little One: And my HAIR, momma. Ugh.