Beauregard (Dot’s Eye Part 2)

Me: I have the cat carrier.

Beauregard (roommate’s cat): I want to get in the cat carrier.

Me: Get out.

Beauregard: No

Me: Get out!

Beauregard: No

Me, holding the cat carrier upside down: Get out you dumb little shit

Beauregard: You cannot evict me, human

So I shake the cat carrier until Beauregard jumps out.

Me: there we go

Beauregard, jumping back into the cat carrier: Hahahahahaha it is mine

Me: Now you listen to me, you little shit

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