Me: I have the cat carrier.
Beauregard (roommate’s cat): I want to get in the cat carrier.
Me: Get out.
Beauregard: No
Me: Get out!
Beauregard: No
Me, holding the cat carrier upside down: Get out you dumb little shit
Beauregard: You cannot evict me, human
So I shake the cat carrier until Beauregard jumps out.
Me: there we go
Beauregard, jumping back into the cat carrier: Hahahahahaha it is mine
Me: Now you listen to me, you little shit