Guest written by Jilly
Laying supine, head to head with a very pregnant Dip, meowing dippiliy away for my attention while we wait for Matt to get back.
Jilly: phone scroll. phone scroll.
Dip: Hey.
She gives a nudge.
Jilly: fuck ICE…fuck the Supreme Court…phone scroll
Dip: Haaaaaay.
Another nudge.
Jilly: good thing I have a goddamn IUD, fucking fuckerly fucks.
Dip: YO.
She has waddled her way on top of me enough to block my rage-laden tunnel vision from my phone with her belly.
Dip: Accept these head butts and boops, okay?
Dip: …Also, belly rub please. I can’t reach it or lick it or nuthin’ and it’s torture.