Me in 2015-2016: YEAH
Me: BERNIE
Me: YEAH
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me, yesterday: So, uh… Bernie’s throwing his hat into the ring.
Friend: Ugh. Bernie.
Me: UGH. BERNIE. You’re OLD and you’re more problematic than you admit
Me: I felt the Bern already, I need a goddamn ice pack now