Security Guard: Hey Coworker. I need you to put a hold out for me.
Coworker: Sure, what is it?
Security Guard: Infinity War.
Coworker, mumbling: Ohhh how would I find that…
Me: Title is probably “Avengers: Infinity War”, but there are some movies catalogued weirdly. Like, “Avengers: Age of Ultron” is in our catalog under M, for “Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron”. And we have multiple records for the original “Avengers” under both “Avengers” and “Marvel’s Avengers”. I swear, some days I just wanna smack whoever does the cataloging here.
Coworker: I still can’t find it
Me: Found it
Security Guard: See? Matt found it! You need to go back to library school.
Me: Neither of us went to library school. Also that was mean.
Coworker: Well then you can just go get Matt to put your hold.
Security Guard: Awww come on, we’re friends!
Coworker: I THOUGHT SO TOO.
Me: yikes