BeanSpills Part 3! Labeled inconsistently!
Matt: Did you know cats in the wild only eat every three days on average?
Jilly: Says who?!
Matt: When i work for Doggiestyle*, i would meet food reps from different companies.
Matt: The reps would tell me that “cats in the wild don’t drink water, so all cats SHOULD NOT drink water. Liquid intake should come from food, something only our OBSCURE ORGANIXXXXX PRODUCTSXXXX provide!”
Jilly: What is this nonsense product called?
Matt: WeRuVa. It comes from the first two letters of each of the company owner’s cat’s names.
Jilly: Ugh, really? Pretentious. What were their names?
Matt. Uhhhh, they were named something like….Weeaboo, Rhubarb and….Vaaall…erie.
*Sick person’s note: I used to work for Doggie Style Pets in Old City. Has a bizarre cult following in Philadelphia. Sells lots of hipster bullshit stuff like that WeRuVa food. The owner hires a lot of wonderful people like myself, but also really enjoys firing them. Like myself.