Binder

Cait and I are walking down 20th street when we happen upon a box.

Cait: Go go go look at the box

Me: Okay okay I’m looking at the box.

Cait: What’s in the box?

Me: Let’s see… some binders, some printer ink…

Cait: Is the printer ink good?

Me: If you have a very specific Epson printer, sure.

Cait: Take it.

Me: I own a Brother*.

Cait: This vacuum looks like it’s from the 50s!

Cait: CD cases!!

Me: And CD cases.

Me: I think I want this binder.

Cait: Take it take it take it

Me: I’m keeping this binder.

Cait: FREE SHIT

*Brother, send me free stuff