Me: Hey guys! I just found this box full of crap on 20th street.
Coworker: Anything good?
Me: An old vacuum-
Coworker: Like, with bags?
Me: Yeah
Coworker: Yo you gotta watch those bags. You might take that into your house and change the bag and somethin crawls out!
Me: 🙄
Coworker: Just you wait! You gonna get bed bugs
Me: I didn’t take the vacuum! Do you see me carrying a vacuum?
Coworker: What did you take?
Me: This binder. Isn’t it neat?
Coworker: You found that in a box on the street? For free?
Me: Sure did
Coworker: I give you $2 for it.
Me: …
Me: …
Coworker: You turnin a big profit here!
Me: …
Me: Yeah ok.
So I don’t have the binder anymore, but I do have enough money to buy 8 gumballs, so who’s the real winner here?