Teen, part of a big school group: Hey, can you show me the Ta-Nehisi Coates Black Panther books-
Me: Absolutely! Right this way!
Teen: …in the catalog?
Me: Absolutely! Right this exact opposite way!
So I do a tippy-tappy-type on one of the catalog computers and I pull up everything by Coates.
Teen: Whoa! He did more than one Black Panther comic?
Me: He does one a month!
Teen: Whooooaaaa
Me, pointing at the computer catalog: Yeah, these volumes we carry are called trade paperbacks, and they’re collections of 6 monthly issues. We actually have copies availab-
I turn back and the entire group has vanished.
Me: Awww