Boob Wallet Patron starts pulling out money to pay a fine.
Me: Sorry, I won’t be able to accept any money until you actually return the overdue item.
Boob Wallet Patron starts to put the money back in the Boob Wallet before stopping to examine a $5 bill.
Boob Wallet Patron: Do y’all have any tape?
Me: Tape? I don’t think so… maybe? Why?
Boob Wallet Patron shows me the $5, torn in half.
Boob Wallet Patron: My titty ripped it.