Library Administrator: MATT
Library Administrator: What the hell are you doing with my book bike?
Me: I’m stealing it.
Library Administrator: Oh, okay.
Me: No but seriously. I’m taking it out tonight for the river thing.
Library Administrator: What river thing?
Me: The event tonight. Secrets of the Schuylkill.
Library Administrator: You know that bike doesn’t float, right?
Me: You know what? I don’t know that until I see it.
Library Administrator: I like your attitude. “YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.” Hah! Have a good trip, try not to kill anybody