Me: Okay who wants to watch a giant boulder fall off a cliff?
Everyone: Meh
Me: It’s a really cool boulder
Me: And a really cool gravity
Everyone: Nah
Me: YOU want to see this boulder.
12-year-old: Yeah ok
So we watch the boulder fall off the cliff.
12-year-old: That’s dangerous
Me: BUT IT WAS COOL RIGHT?
12-year-old: It was ok I guess
Me: All of you lack culture.