Coworker: Matt, I’ll be right back.
Me: I’m sure you will.
Patron: Hah! You know that sounds funny right?
Me: Well, that was the goal.
Coworker: He tries so hard. Thank you for giving him that laugh, he really needed it.
Me: Coworker get outta here
Patron: That’s so funny. It’s so good.
Me, no longer amused by my own cleverness: I try.
Patron: Y’all should write that down and put it in a movie!
Me: I’m gonna write something down, that’s for sure