Patron: These lights are too bright.
Me: I agree.
Patron: Is this… is this bad for your eyes?
Me: Could be! I’ve been staring at ‘em for about 4 years now, and as of this last year I need glasses, so
Patron: You should consult your opthamologist about that.
Me: That reminds me, I need to do an eye exam because my last glasses gave me headaches
Patron: Ask them if they can get you a visor
Me: ?
Patron: A visor, like old-timey accountants. And then wear it at the desk.
Me: Uhh
Patron: I mean, y’know. For your health. And stuff.
Me: You think it would look funny.
Patron: SO FUNNY