Patron: And how are you today?
Me, after talking to about 75 patrons in the last hour: BUSY BUSY BUSY
Patron: Ahh, well good for you
Me: NO
Me: BAD FOR ME
Me: Hissssssss
Patron: I don’t believe you! What would you do if you weren’t busy?
Me: I’d chill for like 3 seconds, that’d be nice.
Patron: Well how about that! Who taught you how to relax?
Me: Um… I… did?
Patron: Wow! Amazing!
Me: I don’t think it i-
Patron: Waited your whole life to take a moment for yourself, did you?
Me: Not… really… I’m just not great at staying busy constantly
Patron: I waited until I was an adult to just, ahhh… relax!
Me: I suddenly think I’m not the one with the time management issues here
Patron: Have a good evening, and remember: Relax!