Friend: Hey Matt!
Me: Good Afternoon, what can I do for-
Me: Oh shit
Me: Hi Friend! I’m having a crazy day, I didn’t recognize you for a second.
Friend: It’s okay. How are you?
Me: Completely insane. It’s nonstop people in and out all day. I haven’t had a moment to stop and think in hours.
Friend: Aww that sucks, I-
Me: Listen, I love you and your company and you’re wonderful but since we started talking 3 more people showed up in line and I gotta move along.
Friend: You’re breaking my heart
Me: MINE TOO