Me: Okay we need to go get our Captain Marvel tickets and doing it online is too expensive.
Lexi: Should we go to the theater now?
Me: Yes
Me: Whose car are we taking?
Lexi and Jilly, together: Mine
Me: uh
Lexi: Jilly it’s okay, you’re tired
Jilly: No no, it’s no problem, I just need to shift the seats around
Me: so…
Lexi: I really don’t mind
Jilly: It’s okay, I swear
Me: We do need to decide because I’d like to go to bed please
Lexi: Thumb war.
Jilly: Okay
Jilly: WAIT
Jilly: I HAVE A SHORT THUMB
Jilly: THIS IS UNFAIR
Jilly: I HAVE A DISABILITY
Lexi: …
Lexi: You think I didn’t know that?
Jilly: YOU FIEND