New Coworker: Matt!
Me: Hey… you! How are ya?
New Coworker: Shut up, you know me.
Me: GASP!
Me: I DO know you!
Me: You were the one with the gloves! And you were allergic to the rubber bands!
New Coworker: Actually it was the receipt paper.
Me: wow. That’s like, the #TodayAtTheLibrary equivalent of season 1.
New Coworker: What?
Me: Don’t worry about it. How are your hands?
New Coworker: Allergic to receipt paper!
Me: Never change, my love.
Me: Never change.