Patron sets their cane on the desk.
Me: Yooooooooooo that cane is AWESOME can I see it?
Patron: Sure
I grab the cane, swing it around like a lunatic, and walk with it for a bit.
Me: Wow, this is heavy! I love it!
Patron: I don’t like it. It’s too heavy. You know Bat Masterson?
Me: Nope
Patron: God damn I’m old. It’s a replica of his cane.
Me: …Do you actually need that cane?
Patron: For balance. Kinda.
Me: It’s fun, isn’t it
Patron: So fun
