This was in 2015, when I was a brand new, fresh faced library baby. Li-baby.
Me as a brand new employee, tossing a piece of paper into the recycling and missing horribly: Ugh
Me: why am I so BAD AT THIS
Kind Supervisor: Bad at what? How can I help?
Me: Oh, I just can never get the trash IN the can.
Kind Supervisor: You’re on your own with that, kid