Category: Matt’s Tall Tales

“Normal” isn’t “good”.

Feeling about everything all the time? You’re not alone.

We’re going to be talking about this for a bit.

We are in a time of crisis.

No, I haven’t done the colonoscopy video yet

And now for something completely different…

The day has come.

Let’s talk about healthcare.

I can’t imagine a single way this could go wrong.

Hope you’re more ready for this than I was.

I get told what I’m about.

I had an adventure.

Pokemon GO Friend: Matt! Me: What’s up? Friend: I saw the worst thing. There was someone in the Pokemon gym here with the…

Taking care of kitty.

You opened a can of worms, Patron.

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Me, outside the library: oh hey Miranda! Miranda, one of the hosts of Camden Comic Con: Matt! What are you doing here? Me:…

This took FOREVER

This is taking too long

Waiting for the clinic wasn’t all bad.

We made it!

Listen, it’s an emergency okay?

I’m out and about in the city with a friend. Friend: Hey Matt, you want a ride home? I’m going that way anyway….

Sanitation workers have some stories to tell.

Person On The Street 1: Ugh, I do not like this new female Doctor.. Person On The Street 2: Me neither Person On…

Happy Tax Day everyone!

The Rise of Skywalker is the worst fucking title

I just wanted to watch a spider make some silk.

People dig my locks.

MURKA

I told a joke.

I CAN’T DECIDE

Everything farts.

It’s time to talk about the spacewalk that happened the other day.

You’re crazy and I’m out of my mind

Mm, lactose.

I’m okay, really.

Hell yeah Spider-Man