Category: Matt’s Tall Tales

Usually I just give out my opinion. Sometimes, people actually ask.

We get the point, dude.

Today, we learn about Nazis! What fun.

Insight!

Life’s fun when you’re a doof.

I just have a lot of opinions OKAY?

I swear I’m cute.

I can’t manage this thing on my own.

I can’t even have a normal cab ride.

Body shaming ain’t cool

The saga concludes!

This shouldn’t have been 3 parts but here we are

This shouldn’t have been 3 parts but here we are

I went to a party.

IT’S NOT A PRISON

They say it’s binoculars, but that’s a damn lie.

I have feelings too!

Don’t be that guy.

I’m just awful.

I can’t believe this guy.

That’s not how race works.

Batman.

I have complex thoughts.

Kids are smart.

He went nuts!

No, really. I love Star Wars.

I don’t wanna go!

Is that R2-D2?? I loved him in Star Trek!

It’s a problem!

I mean, all my posts are good jokes. Did I really need to tell you that?