Category: Today At The Library

I thought about calling this one “In-fine-ity” war”

Safety… first?

Too bright.

I’m just doing ok, thanks

I returned.

Happy Easter!

I’m getting the distinct impression that this didn’t happen.

Really though what’s your question?

I take action in a dire circumstance!

It’s okay. I do it too.

Patron: I always wondered what it would be like to spend days and days and days here. Me: Well, I’ve been here about…

I have wisdom.

I will keep talking about this movie.

Who owns all these books?

This person was not.

No, this is Patrick.

Okay this one isn’t my story, but I just had to share this delightful post from the folks over at Pflugerville Library in Pflugerville,…

Coworker Who Does This All The Time: Oh… hi… uh… this person here would like a library card… if that’s okay with you……

Watch out for 3

Turn yo music off

I GET REVENGE

I’m smart, too!

god, stop, please

MLM bad

Sorry.

Coworker, picking up the intercom phone from the other side of the room: Hi Me: Yo Coworker: Sup? Me: Just saying hi Me:…

TOO LOUD TOO LOUD

I swear I never know what’s going on

Me? Political? Never.

Just a normal day at the library

Sometimes it’s good to drop some eaves.

This joke SHOULD be acceptable…

Everyone likes a tongue twister!

Philly’s one of the biggest!

Money is changing hands.

This could go very badly

Okay

Borrowing from borrowers

It’s like talking to my dad.

Love talking to my pals in HR.

Suck it, Cernovich.

Genre. Genre. Jawn-ruh

I’ll be honest, I meant to include this yesterday but forgot

Let’s talk about accessibility.

I always want to be in front of the camera.

I thought it was funny.

I know this is a library but please talk louder

I’m a riot

Moms aren’t always right.