Category: Today At The Library

Your agency is your business.

I met a lawyer.

FEAR ME, FOR I WILL HELP YOU

Ta-Nehisi Coates writes comics!

If you would stop making wrong guesses I’d just tell you

As part of City training, I was sent off to the Municipal Services Building for “Sexual Harassment Training”. I am not joking. That…

Working hard or

It’s supposed to be a simple process.

Calendars are hard.

Patrons can be weird.

Patron’s gotta go.

I’m out of touch.

The cash grab movie

Raw honesty

Why, back in my day…

The final today at the library of 2019: MYSTERY PILLS

Currency!

It would seem I’m bad at my job.

Patron: I just got back from a very difficult barre class, and I feel exhausted. Me: Oooh. Are you able to represent me…

Little lies.

Whoops

I did not and I will not.

Come learn history with me!

I forget.

Seeking knowledge is good and all, but maybe you should define terms first?

Second Pokemon reference today. I think I have a problem.

I called dibs and every single one of you saw it.

Pennsylvania, for all its flaws, has the best town names.

After yesterday’s Fucking Creep, I take some notes.

It’s like old yeller but not as sad.

Patron passes me a book called “Give People Money”. Patron: That’s a great title, isn’t it? It’s about Universal Basic Income*. It’s so…

Last one, I swear!

I write about kids a lot. I wonder if that’s a hidden message.

Uhhh… it’s… uhhhhhm

The Saga Concludes.

Patron: I tried calling in the automated phone number for renewals- Me: I know, I know. That thins gives us grief all the…

I don’t always goof off at work.

It’s awful!

Right?

Canes are a good time.

These were not my words- I am but a reporter. When it’s convenient for me to call myself that.

Marriage is fun!

It’s contagious.

om nom nom

I’m supposed to know how this goes.

I still like kids but this is getting ridiculous

I still like kids.