Category: Today At The Library

I like kids.

They are not devils.

And you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.

Comcast is the worst.

I like attention.

Mean people suck.

Me? Troll someone? Never!

I know where I stand. Do you?

Great Scott!

The post-Trump era is contentious.

I’ll be honest, I cried a little.

I think I’m legally entitled to a month of paid time off every time a patron winks at me.

Usually, Library Jesus forgives. NOT TODAY.

Is this the first time I’ve mentioned my mom? I’m a bad child.

Usually, it’s the patrons who try to pull a fast one on me.

Coworker: Whoa, Matt! Did you see the new water? Me: The W.B. Mason stuff in the coolers? Yeah Coworker: They got us spring…

Sign your name, please.

On this platform, I prefer to discuss political issues without directly mentioning people, but it’s really hard!

Some people are bitter and no amount of smooth talking can change that.

Apparently today is politics day at Matt’s Tall Tales.

You are not gaming the system. Nice try, though.

I enjoy being talked down to.

Just because you say you can spell…

She was a complex lady.

I don’t get it, either.

OOOOoooooooOOoOoOOOOO

Today’s episode picked exclusively for how spooooooky it is

Library Jesus STRIKES AGAIN

Never a dull moment.

I’m a bit of an attention slut, but you already knew that.

I took a trip on behalf of the library!

Yes you can.

Nonfiction is not fiction.

It’s not that funny.

I’m not above making a fart joke, and you’re not above enjoying it.

Can’t talking about the weather just be normal?

I’m not THAT bad…

At times, this job can be a bit dramatic.

It’s funny because all the social safety nets are vanishing

This made no sense.

I have located a relic of the ancient past: A copy of 1979’s Captain America. Me: hahahaha hey Coworker get a load of…

I don’t like it when people creep on me.

Look I don’t know what it is either

You are tearing me apart.

Which one would you like to hear?

Have I seriously not used this title yet??

I like to eat.

I know it seems like I’ve been here forever, but I’m still relatively new.