Category: Today At The Library

I threatened to physically harm a patron. It was hilarious!

Everyone’s gotta do it.

IT WAS A SIMPLE QUESTION

If you live in Philly you already know how this is gonna be.

I’m especially good at word play when I don’t want to be.

You think you know where this is going, but you do not.

Do you, though?

Sometimes white people get it right!

I can be dense, too.

Sometimes, the word itself contains the definition. This is called an autological word. Fun fact!

If you’re gonna judge a book by its cover, at least read the cover.

Nostalgia just ain’t what it used to be.

Patron: Can I have one of these pamphlets? Me: Go crazy Patron walks up closer to me and reads the tiny text on…

I actually didn’t plan to post this right after Keystone Comic Con, but I’ll take the convenience!

We have a wonderful collection.

Wait, did I already use this title? Sorry. I really like making Breaking Bad references.

I make learning fun!

When something goes wrong you HAVE TO TELL US

Okay but seriously, this happened about 2 hours before I was supposed to go on vacation.

I didn’t plan this, but I hope someone gets mad that I posted this on 9/11. #notevenalittlesorry

It’s all crazy.

Your guess is as good as mine.

It’s okay to be direct.

All of this is wrong.

Just take it out another time, jeez

NO GATEKEEPING

#OutlawPennies

I have a hell of a beat.

There’s ANOTHER SECRET DOOR?!

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

But actually no, not really

I tried to be someone I’m not.

Come to think of it, this title applies to almost every story I’ve ever written. Am I a bad communicator?

My triumphant return!

This is way more complicated than it needs to be.

I can only do so much.

Coworker: Hey, can you check this? Me: It’s going back to audiobooks. Coworker: Can you go deep in the catalog? Me: …why Coworker:…

Squee.

Harumph harumph harumph

I actually love patrons, this title is misleading