So there I was, out on my block hanging out with my neighbors on Independence Day. At the nearby intersection, a car has stopped and the driver is talking to their friends on the street. In front of the car are the remains of some blown up fireworks.
Neighbor: Yo, we got a parking spot for you right here, come on out.
Driver: I can’t drive here there’s stuff all over the road!
Neighbor: MotherFUCKER that is CARDBOARD. Just drive over it!
Driver: But-
Neighbor: DUDE it’s not even tall enough to his the undercarriage just GO!
Driver: I can’t-
All the Neighbors: UGGGGGGGGH
And so Driver waits patiently while All the Neighbors clean up the bits and pieces of cardboard for Driver’s pure, fragile vehicle.