Stranger: what celebrities you get?
Me: eh?
Stranger: like, who do people say you look like?
Me: ohh. Tobey Maguire, which I do not understand, a couple of CW actors, Jared Leto, Jesus… Jesus from The Walking Dead, I got Robert Pattinson once
Stranger: you know, Pattinson was in a really great film earlier this year. Give him shit for Twilight all you want but he’s a phenomenal actor.
Me: you know, he’s not the only one of that brand either. I recently saw a video of Hayden Christensen playing soccer. A fan shouts out to him, “May the Force be With You!” and he turns back and smiles and winks. Like, he’s a charming guy!
Stranger: so the prequels weren’t his fault?
Me: No! We all thought he was secretly a cardboard cutout but that’s not true at all. He’s actually a real performer.
Stranger: that’s an interesting comparison.
Me: George Lucas masterfully sucked the soul out of everything.