Change Your Mind!

Me: What can I do for you today?

Patron: Checkout, please.

Patron slides me a book called “Change Your Mind”

Me: What are you changing your mind about today?

Patron: Well, I feel very different about LSD than I did about 50 years ago.

Me: …and… how did you feel about LSD 50 years ago?

Patron: Pretty… really good, actually.

Patron: That doesn’t go on my permanent record, does it?

Me: Absolutely not, the Free Library of Philadelphia values and respects your privacy.

Me, internally: Totally writing this shit down though