Patron: Hey, Matt!
Me, internally: Shit do I know you
Me, externally: Hey, how’s it going?
Patron: I got a book on hold but it’s not here.
Me: That’s because it’s down in the Children’s Department.
Patron: Aw okay, I gotta do down there?
Me: Yup
Patron: Imma feel like a big kid walkin in there
Me: It’s fun, you’ll like it
Patron: Is it gonna be, like, am I gonna walk in there and hear like, rattles and bottles and “waah waah waah”?
Me, internally: My god have you ever met a child before
Me, externally: Haha that’s just part of life