Patron checks out a big stack of music scores.
Me: That’s quite a collection you’ve got there.
Patron: I checked to make sure they’re all meant to circulate! Not part of the private collection.
Me: As far as I know, almost everything in the music department circulates. If you want to see our private collection, you want the Fleischer department* down the hall.
Patron: Oh, I know! Once, I discovered a rare English translation of a piece that only you guys had! I checked it out so many times they marked it as “do not circulate”!
Me: That’s awesome. I think you’re supposed to get an award for that.
Patron: That would be nice.
*If you’re one of those music-liking humans, I highly recommend you come by and check out the Fleischer collection. Also, bring me a donut. I get hungry at this desk.