Coins

Me: Oh hey Regular Patron!

Regular Patron: What’s up, man

Me: What can I do for you?

Regular Patron: So I have a fine and I wanna pay it off.

Regular Patron: But like, only $.25.

Me: uhh… okay

Regular Patron pulls and counts out 25 pennies from their pocket.

Me: Are you… just trying to get rid of your pennies?

Regular Patron: I mean, some of ’em, yeah

Regular Patron:

Regular Patron:

Regular Patron: But, like, I feel like giving more than 25 at a time would be all, “Stop emptying the Denver mint into my till!” haha

Me: Yeah…

Me: Stop emptying the Philadelphia mint into my till.

Regular Patron: See ya next week!