Patron: Do I have any fines on these books?
Me: Let’s find out!
Me: hehe
Me: FINE-d out.
Me: Librarian humor.
Patron: HAH.
Me: Also it’s a dollar.
Patron: Oh, dear… I don’t know if I’ve got enough change…
Me: It’s okay, you can pay it later.
Patron: No, I’m just… gonna have to do this.
Patron pulls out a big baggie of coins.
Patron: No cash today, so I’m just gonna give you coins like you wouldn’t believe.
Me: Trust me, I believe it.
Patron: You’re funny!
I think that your blog ate the rest of the post.
Haha yeah, my mom told me the same thing. I actually meant to cut off after “You’re funny” (and now I’m editing it)