Friend From Yesterday: Heyyyyy Matttttt
Me: Yo
Friend From Yesterday: Guess what I watched a couple episodes of last night
Me: I guess… that is starts with an “S”
Friend From Yesterday: Yes
Me: And ends with… a “teven Universe”
Friend From Yesterday: YES
Me: What did you watch?
Friend From Yesterday: The gay wedding.
Me: NO
Me: NO YOU HAVE TO START FROM THE BEGINNING
Me: there’s a conTINUITY
Friend From Yesterday: Is it a gay continuity?
Me: YES HOW ELSE WOULD THEY WIND UP AT A GAY WEDDING
Friend From Yesterday: Huh. Maybe I will
Me: it’s toO LATE NOW, YOU’VE SPOILED THE WHOLE SERIES FOR YOURSELF